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Check your girlfriend’s e-mail. That’s all I’m gonna say on that one.
I think I saw your boyfriend on America’s Most Wanted.
Congratulations on your new relationship! I’m not sure, but I think you might be first cousins.
I think you’re such an interesting unique person, which is why I’m shocked you're dating such a dullard.
Your new partner gave me a Venereal disease. Maybe you should think about getting tested?
I hit it with your man back in the day. It’s good. You should try and hang on to that.
I hit it with your lady back in the day. It’s good. You should try and hang on to that.
I know you guys just met, so let me be the first to tell you, he's hung like a toddler.
Your new boyfriend must be wonderful in bed, because from my vantage point, he has absolutely no redeeming qualities.
In regards to your new man friend: Dude's a lady.
You're The Better Half