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I’d like to scoop you out like a pumpkin. Be mine?
I'd like to practice safe sex with you.
Congratulations! You've made a deposit in my spank bank.
The Make-a-Wish Foundation does really wonderful work, so I’ve asked them to get you to sleep with me. Please don’t let them down.
Once I get my Irritable Bowel Syndrome under control, I’d like to ask you out on a date.
If you can guess who this is, I promise to reward you with a long evening of mediocre sexual activity.
You make me want to recommit to my body grooming regimen. Maybe one day we could see each other naked?
Have you seen the movie “Psycho”? I’m not at all like that. I think I love you.
You are simply breathtaking.
I'd like to take you for an (ironic) moustache ride.
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