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I’d like to go spelunking in your lady cave.
When I look at you, unicorns and fairies have a rave in my tummy parts.
I'd like to get serious with you but I’m worried about having fat children.
You give my heart a boner.
My parole officer says I have to stay away from you, but I bet your hair smells so good.
Wanna be a pal and give me a sponge bath?
You make me smile…in my downstairs place.
Listening to Dave Matthews Band always reminds me of that summer you let me pee on you. Thanks for the memories!
I cordially invite you to have intercourse with me.
I like you almost as much as I hate Kim Kardashian.
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