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I’m thankful for your taut little ass and that we’re only related by marriage. Happy Thanksgiving!
I’d like to stuff you like a turkey—in a very loving, sex-positive way. Happy Thanksgiving!
I’m thankful you won’t be spending Thanksgiving with us this year. Congratulations on your recent nuptials!
This Thanksgiving let's get really drunk and have sex with each other while mom cleans the kitchen.
This Thanksgiving, I’ve invited Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson over to play the role of ‘Plymouth Rock” in our first annual historical reenactment. YOU’RE WELCOME.
This thanksgiving, I look forward to drinking too much and telling you exactly how I feel about you.
I can’t wait to take a nap on your couch while you clean up the meal it took you two days to make. Happy Thanksgiving!
The Holidays are upon us! Here’s to a season of emotional eating.
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