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Please don’t list me as your emergency contact this St. Patty’s Day.
Watching you binge drink really makes me think we could have a beautiful future together. Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
I’ll hold your hair back when you green vomit this St. Patrick’s Day.
I look forward to calling your sponsor for you this St. Patrick’s Day.
You’ve got some green puke stuck to your chin. Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
I’d pinch you for not wearing green, but I’m worried about getting a communicable disease. Happy St. Patty’s Day.
St. Patrick chased all the snakes out of Ireland, now let me do the same to your pants. Happy St. Patty’s Day!
I’d like to kiss your Blarney Stone. Happy St. Patty’s Day!
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