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You smell like cat pee a little bit.
The smell of farts wafting from your general direction has not gone unnoticed.
When it gets humid like this, my groin looks like a bear costume floating in at low tide. Just thought you should know.
Ive been meaning to tell you, your boner is showing.
If you're wondering who farted, its me.
I have Rosacea on my privates. I just needed to tell someone. Thanks.
You have something in your teeth.
Your fly is unzipped.
I clogged your toilet. Sorry dude.
You have toilet paper stuck to your shoe.
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