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If you were to try and finger me in the break room, I wouldn’t report it to HR.
You should close your office door when telling personal stories. It makes me want to give my ears an enema.
I’m glad we haven’t successfully transitioned out of being just “work friends.”
Working here reminds me why some animals eat their young.
You have a real knack for crushing your employees' spirits with your nastiness. I hope your cubicle gets bed bugs.
Please don’t come to work smelling like booze anymore.
Are you sleeping with your supervisor? If not, you should seriously consider it. Job security is important.
It makes me sad that sexual harassment in the workplace is illegal, because I’d love....
Dude, if I wanted the job done poorly, I would have done it myself.
You really shouldn’t drink so much at office parties. We are all embarrassed for you.
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