This Is Going To Be Awkward... | I Feel So Many Feelings About You

Send a Card >

Dig the Blog

Submit

Buy Swag

Questions?

Want to hear what's new?

Choose a card below to send secretly, or pick a different category above!

\\ prev // next

You're a hot mess.

Your half chub is offensive to my delicate sensibilities.

Now that Muammar Gaddafi is dead, its still too soon to wear your fashion turban.

I might act on my feelings for your boyfriend by getting his face tattooed onto my face. I hope that’s not creepy for you.

I’m glad you’re old enough to have consensual sex with me.

Now that gay marriage is legal, I still don’t want to straight marry you.

I haven’t forgotten that you owe me money.

Tank tops are a PRIVILEGE not a right. This might be a good time to consider laser hair removal.

Since it’s that time of year when everyone gets married, I thought I'd let you know that I don’t think you’re going to die alone.

You’re giving off some serious crazy vibes right now.

Privacy Policy // Contact Us