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Happy Halloween! Here’s to an extra special walk of shame tomorrow morning!
You are the Steve Jobs of people in slutty Halloween costumes. Stay hungry. Stay Foolish.
Let’s use Halloween as an excuse to act out our hidden allegiance to the Insane Clown Posse.
Happy Halloween! I can’t wait to see how you express your individuality by dressing like a slutty nurse.
The earnestness with which you approach your Halloween costume makes me take pause about our budding friendship.
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