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If Mitt Romney wins the Republican nomination, I plan to strip down to my temple garments and ask you to be my plural wife.
Now that Michele Bachmann is out of the race, I look to you for all my factually incorrect information.
Now that Kim Jong Il is dead, you're the only person left on my bucket list.
There's a recent opening for a dictatorship position overseas. Not only are you qualified, but I think you'd look great in a beige pant suit. Give it some thought.
Let's lock ourselves in my bedroom and watch Steven Seagal movies in honor of Kim Jong Il's passing.
Since Kim Jong has relinquished the title, you may resume calling me "The Supreme Leader." Thanks.