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Since it's your birthday, I thought I'd anonymously tell you that I used your toothbrush.
Happy Birthday! If we were better friends, I’d write it on your facebook wall.
My birthday present to you is not contacting you personally. Have a great day.
I’d like to wish you a happy birthday personally, but I’m on the run from the law and...
For your birthday I may or may not have given you scabies. JK!!!!!
When I think about your mother giving birth to you all those years ago, I get a hard on. Happy birthday!
Happy Birthday! To someone I don’t trust with my real identity!
I wanted to send you a picture of my dong for your birthday but I thought that would be in poor taste, so I'll just tell you about it. Its huge.
It’s not like I know it’s your birthday because I’m stalking you. It's because I LOVE AND WANT TO WEAR A “YOU” COSTUME EVERYDAY...
Happy birthday, you dont look a day over 70.
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