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Just because I pepper sprayed you doesn’t mean I don’t respect your right to peacefully assemble. It just means I’m a fucking asshole.
Hey gurl, I saw you at the drum circle in Zucotti and I really like your style. Wanna meet at the public bathrooms for some casual sex?
I’d let you be the governor of my police state.
You make being pepper sprayed look so sexy.
Of all the people at this protest, you smell the least like cumin and body odor. Wanna have sex?
as awkward does.