I wet the bed till I was 12. Alot. Not alot of times--A lot of urine. Each time.



I'd like to get serious with you but I’m worried about having fat children.

My birthday present to you is not contacting you personally. Have a great day.

I’d like to go spelunking in your lady cave.

The smell of farts wafting from your general direction has not gone unnoticed.

You smell like cat pee a little bit.

If you were to try and finger me in the break room, I wouldn’t report it to HR.



