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- I'd like to get serious with you but I’m worried about having fat children.
- Wanna be a pal and give me a sponge bath?
- I’d like to go spelunking in your lady cave.
- The smell of farts wafting from your general direction has not gone unnoticed.
- If you were to try and finger me in the break room, I wouldn’t report it to HR.
- When I look at you, unicorns and fairies have a rave in my tummy parts.