I wet the bed till I was 12. Alot. Not alot of times--A lot of urine. Each time.
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I'd like to get serious with you but I’m worried about having fat children.
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I’d like to go spelunking in your lady cave.
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The smell of farts wafting from your general direction has not gone unnoticed.
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You smell like cat pee a little bit.
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If you were to try and finger me in the break room, I wouldn’t report it to HR.
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When I look at you, unicorns and fairies have a rave in my tummy parts.
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